Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
If I knew losing weight would mean this many fucking creepers I would've just stayed fat.
there was so much ham clogging the tub drain.. he said it was ok he has a cleaning lady
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and honestly how many chances will you get to hook up with a one armed guy?
OHMYGOD did I try to use pinesol as a mixer?
Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
He pushed a skinny white blonde out of the way just to tell me "you have the finest ass, like ever."
I have never loved a nerdy white boy this much.
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
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even my drug dealer wished me a happy birthday before my mother did.
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
I'm pretty sure the Bible says "He who is most sober may cast the first stone."
She said my mask was creepy, took it off with her teeth, and proceeded to bite my neck. I love vampires.
I'm thankful I didn't get drunk and shit my pants this year. 🦃
Flight got cancelled. Stayed in the same hotel as the flight crew so now I can cross Sex with Pilot off the bucket list
He regularly flies into DC, so I’m going to sign him up for my Frequent Flyer program!
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