Hey I found a place that'll do a hand job for 42 bucks
found out this morning via facebook that the guy i met last night has a wife and a baby and he took me to his apartment where he takes girls to cheat on his wife
i mean you met him at the daytona 500
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
His apology was sex and a subway sandwich. Strangely, I'm okay with that.
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
You fed me pizza off a sword last night.
Jungle juice turns everything into a pickup line. All I said was "do you play chess" and somehow I got laid.
i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
I may have just tried to argue quantum entanglement as the reason I was still in her bed.
I had to give myself a suppository. That was the LEAST fun I've had inserting things in my ass.
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
I smell like Dick and happiness
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