keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
She greeted me with a new giants jersey and an opening day blowjob. this is true love.
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
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They're pole dancing on a handicap sign post.
There is a nerf war going on here. I just cleaned the blood out of the fridge
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
What kind of life do I lead that no one is surprised by the fact that I was watching porn at work with the hot 37 year old?
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apparently my buddy was fucking on our couch downstairs so i decided it was necessary to walk downstairs naked in a hockey mask.
I'm not sorry for loving America more than everyone else
Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.
I just wrote the Drag Queen from Saturday Night on FB and apologized for licking her. Weirdest thing I have ever typed...
How I know that I'm single: when I get a save the date for a wedding & I read "& guest" my first thought was does my bottle of Jack Daniels count.
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
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