and she's shaped like a lego person so that's not happening
I just remembered I gave a homeless man a ride to his bridge last night.
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
Please return the baby Jesus and sheep to the quad
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
Just successfully went through airport security with shrooms. It's gonna be a fucking awesome new years
I'm driving up the street and can't tell if my ears are actually about to pop or not.
A solid 8.5 on the baked meter, I need to stop.
Dude, she gave me a handski that literally felt like she was starting a lawn mower...
Oh man, buzzed lunch fridays almost got out of hand.
Sorry you had to clean the sheets with your macro notes
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
You yell at me for being attracted to older guys and you're over here condoning murder
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
I regret nothing
Not even Married Dan?
I regret one thing
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