Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
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Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
But Alex is drunk in Philly and I told him to come see me so that's "first-love,-drunk,-high,-and-it's-a-snow-day-hook-up-with-an-ex" points. 69
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
I finally got the glitter off in time to get to the party and bang the bday boy in the bathroom while his girlfriend was lighting the bday cake candles.
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I am never drinking with the goths again.
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
Note to self, the correct response when a guy tells you he likes you as a person is not "ew"
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
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