Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
He tugged on my tampon string and said 'there's a snake in my boot'. Needless to say he called me Woody and quoted Toy Story the rest of the night.
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
dude literally just took me 4 trips to take out the recycling from last night. we need to have parties like this more often
relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
We went to the casino to try to earn enough money to go to new Orleans comfortably. I'm already drunk. This is a horribly immoral start to summer.
If I have to go to the hospital, at least put my pants back on. It's been a fantastic night.
He's attempting to seduce me with thanksgiving-themed sexual metaphors... It's working.
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
All I need is a morbidly obese man masturbating at the other end of the car and I'll complete the CTA Horror Trifecta.
I'm at 45 minutes post orgasm, and I still feel my insides spasming. Pretty sure I just fucked Superman.
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
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