You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
she was sobbing drunk in the backseat about her dead cat and how the guy in the front seat didn't want to hook up with her
I'm pregaming before our pregaming dinner...with peanut butter and beer. I think I need to re-evaluate my budget...
Just the budget?
The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.
I used that money i stole from the stripper last night to pay for my date tonight.
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
In hindsight following that black guy in the ghostbusters costume was a terrible decision on everyone's part
WHY IS THERE NO EMOJI FOR "FUCK MY MOM JUST SAW MY SEX BRUISES?!"
That is romantic
Well sometimes you just gotta put your dicks and pizzas together to show you care
Its 11am and I'm eating gummi bears and drinking Tennessee honey in my underwear...this is why I'm self employed
tonight at the bar some people told me that I have a sprit following me around.. that's the kind of shit that you laugh off till you're home alone.
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
You tryed convincing the salvation army bell ringer you could do the worm and face planted into the sidewalk... I put a dollar in the can for your performance
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