whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
i think my tv is drunk
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
You left a skid on my bar stool!!!!
Oops! Sorry about getting stool on your stool!
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Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
I feel like Captain Blackout doesn't do her justice. Brigadier General Blackout is much better.
maybe you should start leaving anonymous bottles of booze on his doorstep with love notes attatched. that always gets me.
My vagina has become a graveyard for my brother's friendships...
Disregard that. She just puked into her boot and started screaming.
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do you think the bartender judged us for asking for shots of well vodka and water chasers?
He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
I didn't pay $79 for lingerie for you to cum in 30 seconds
My roommate made maccoroni last nigh dropped the bowl off the counter knocking it into the dog bowl he picked up the dog bowl and started eating it claiming it was te worst Mac and cheese ever and if he wasnt so high he would stop eating it hahahaha
imagine the bill from school house rock beating the shit outta you
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