If you could channel this insane talent for stalking you'd be a great weapon for this country. If you had a crush on Bin Ladin, guaranteed he'd be found, monitered and tagged within five days.
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
It's a sad day when you realize you are no longer above fucking in movie theater bathrooms.
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
Set off the fire alarm in our dorm at 2:30 am last night. 150 Naked people wrapped in towels shared a bag of popcorn with me as we watched the firefighters frantically search for my burnt popcorn in the building.
OMG THAT WAS YOU?!
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
I wish men found my impeccable aim when spitting into the sink attractive.
I have straight up perfected the art of amazing manicures with shaky-as-fuck adderall hands. Also, I'm way too proud of this.
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
I'm over here trying to figure out how to get shake shack delivered to my bed and Jamie is having a child
I never thought I'd end up with a prison pen pal through tinder
i woke up on the couch at 5:24am, hangover, craving for some ribs, but i only had a bag of cheetos and a half empty beer. man what a breakfast.
The best walk of shames are on the highway
Randomize
