Maybe I lied like you did about your herpes.
A little girl and i are having a face making battle in mcdonalds
She started it, but I totally finished it.
Oh my god. I think I just sexted my mom...
What?!
Fwd: Ride me, you sleek sleek woman!!!
My vagina hasn't been this smooth since I was 8. I better get laid tonight.
Seriously? Time stamp. 2:31 AM. And I am taking self potraits with a tree. Betty Ford anyone?
These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
I feel like I'm in an ocean of eels jacking me off
... why is there a bottle of pee on my headboard?
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
I have never thoroughly inspected the geometry of my nipples until now. How do I fix this?
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
Had a dream I dropped the L word and immediately threatened to kill myself
You probably shouldn't be having nightmares about expressing affection
Nothing like sitting at your midterm pissed at yourself because you put your graphing calculator batteries in your vibrator and forgot to put them back in before the exam 😑
Access to a Target is paramount to my general happiness and self-worth.
Randomize
