a girl is trying to cook hot pockets in a saute pan on the stove.
the majority of my texts from you are at 3 AM & consist of either "I'm drunk", "you're asian", or "bratwurst"
When I was with my girlfriend I was averaging 1 random hookup a week. In the 2 months I've been single I haven't got any. I think I need her back.
She hash tagged the word blow job in her text. Tonight's going to be good.
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I wouldn't blow him for all the queso in the world.
I'd rather blow that homeless guy who asked me to breast feed him.
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
Cooked breakfast with his mom this morning...I'm like the housewife of one night stands
Also, in the middle of me riding him, he said "I want you to dance on my dick" like I was supposed to know what that means
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
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I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
Well at least I will forever be known as the girl he ate out on the lifeguard stand while people walked by. On the first date.
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
He licked me while I ate pretzels and chips. I was really living my best life.
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