someone wrote on his wall: "congrats on your engagement"
I think you may want to look into that...
I think I dropped my cock ring in your back yard
Going out so taking the 2nd 1/2 of beer w/ me ont'tube in a Pringles tube. I give money to people on the street that have more self respect.
You stood outside his house all night throwing your sister's leftover Easter eggs and singing 'now you're just somebody that I used to blow'
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Technically he's married but he says it's "not like that" even tho his wife lives with him. Not sure if I believe him but I'm sleeping with him anyway.
I thought my life was going to shit but then I read about Amanda Bynes and I realize it's not so bad
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
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You know you have hit the best years of your life when you enlist the 5 year old to be ball boy during beer pong and pay him with candy you stole from Walgreens
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
So I fucked a guy with his mouth wired shut last night never thought id cross that off my imaginary bucket list
Everything isn’t always sunshine & rainbows. Sometimes there’s tequila.
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
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