idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
Aunt Jean just announced that her pubic hair is getting thicker as her head hair gets thinner. As a family we are just not a people of mystery.
worse things have happened to me. but if it will make you feel better you can pay for my therapist sessions next week.
no you cant smoke seaweed
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
A stranger just came up to me and asked why I hadn't texted him, and if he was just a one night stand. I live for these moments.
Your beautifulness. Funnyness. Sexy hairness. Coolness. Plus you ask google how far wendys is from your house. Will you marry me
Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
I'm pretty sure my lung is caught on my rib. And I can't feel the left side of my face. Best. Sex. Ever.
PA to anyone at the party last night and wondering where your pants are: they are in my backyard.
There is a Victoria's Secret pageant on right now with Taylor Swift singing in lingerie. I didn't know a penis could get this erect.
He fell asleep during FOREPLAY. Sober!!!
Im outta here as soon as my phone charges wtf
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
A guy just threw up in my lecture of 500 ppl and just got up and walked away
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