i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
So..he puked on my dress and I had to walk back to the dorms in his little sisters Scooby Doo pajamas.
I don't know you.
Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
I'm like connect-the-dots of drunk. Whiskey, bourbon, vodka, rum, gin. The hidden picture is me faceplanting.
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
We were eating hotdog buns dipped in French onion dip in lawn chairs at 4am. That drunk
I don't remember... but puking on the bar sounds like me.
I didn't know whether to laugh at the fact that a dog bit his balls or throw up cause my dad was telling me a story involving his balls.
I shaved my pussy for you. If you complain about a single hair that I missed again, you will be greeted by a bush the next time you go down on me and i will MAKE YOU KEEP GOING
I'm at the level of despair that only Panda Express can fix
I haven't had a bra on since I quit my job.
The thing about pooping in the woods during hunting season is you never know if someone's watching you.
She came into the salon and said, "Don't judge me. Yes that's cum in my hair and I want a shampoo, cut and style."
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
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