My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
I stole so many things from the ER last night.
The used rubbers I threw behind her bed all semester must have landed on the baseboard heater. They went up in smoke when she turned on the heat last night.
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
You turn 21 at midnight!
This is better than being born!!
I don't get it. Why have babies when you can have vodka?
The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
gonna guess the empty vodka bottle and open can of tuna in the bathroom drawer are related?
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
Why do I have a separate credit card just for booze? Because I saved enough points so Saturday we are flying to Denver to smoke legal weed and fly back in the same day.