she takes plan B like it's going out of style
we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
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Wake up, take the dog to the trails, puke in the woods. More days should start like this.
I puked walking onto the plane. How do you think my post-Birthday hangover went?
We were in his kitchen and she turned to me with a straight face and an avocado in her hand and said "Can we steal this?"
It's times when I'm naked but also want to be platonically social that I miss you the most.
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
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I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
she stuffed her marc jacobs purse full of cereal
classy
i was too drunk before they even got here. i took all their phones instead of keys and hid them in the freezerr...im an awesome party host.
Too hungover to brush my teeth. took a swig of menthol schnapps instead. lazy or incredibly efficient?
Youre my hero
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