Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
just saw an advertisement for the rock in the tooth fairy...can you say rock bottom?
Ok, so for future reference, in Rome, "piano bar" means "brothel".
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I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
did you know that if you have sex in the elevator on the way up that people can still get in?
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
Drunk at work, covered in Cheetos is no way to go through life.
I found Cheetos.
Everyone's going out for thirsty Thursday and I'm just like. Cool. Enjoy yourself. I'm gonna eat an entire pizza and watch King of Queens reruns.
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An old biker dude just flirted with me at Food City. I enjoyed it. God damn I need to get laid.
I did a trust fall off the bar and then almost got into a knife fight over a push up competition. Just another Tuesday.
He was passed out, face in the toilet, so I just pissed on his head. Serves him right
I can still taste your cum in my mouth and my in-laws are coming over. This should go well.
I only gave you one rule about using the beach house: don’t get cum on anything!
You’ve seen my tits! You had to know that rule was unrealistic! Does it help that he was really cute?
He licked me while I ate pretzels and chips. I was really living my best life.
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