Tall, dark & handsome can suck my short, pale & awkward dick.
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
My professor just suggested making the state of the union more interesting by turning it into a drinking game. Brilliant!!
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
why is there a clump of hair nailed to my wall?
So I just told the bartender I would go down on her. You need to get here
Did you know there's no emoticon to really tell you that I just consumed a magic brownie?
I just had my first non-cocaine-induced nosebleed for the first time in 2 years. This calls for a celebration.
Just because I stayed up all night betting on Australian Horse Racing doesn't mean I have a gambling program.
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
Yeah. I hurt his pride. But he's not over it. And by it I mean me.
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
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