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  My head feels like little people r playing bumper cars inside it

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• (360): View more from Washington

  he was in the bathroom singing "will it floooaaat?? will it floooaaat?!" turns out that's a deal breaker for me.

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• (540): View more from Virginia

  i now have a sippy cup solely for the purpose of drinking alcohol out of...am i an alcoholic?

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• (210): View more from Texas

  he referred to my room as the tit cave...

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• (705): View more from Ontario

  Hashbrowns don't come out your nose as easily as you would think

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• (805): View more from California

  I'm microwaving a frozen bottle of Two Buck Chuck while watching The Proposal with my housemate. I'm not sure what success is like, but I'm fairly confident this isn't it.

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• (620): View more from Kansas

  I have reverted to folding laundry while watching porn. how much sadder can my life get?

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• (604): View more from British Columbia

  True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?

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• (610): View more from Pennsylvania

  I just want to like fall into a pit of hot wings beside a keg of yingling and eat my way to freedom

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• (408): View more from California

  My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.

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• (785): View more from Kansas

  I round house kicked her emotions in the face

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• (401): View more from Rhode Island

  You've slept with someone mentioned in the NY Times, that officially makes you the most famous person I know.

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• (312): View more from Illinois

  Pennsylvania now holds the distinct honor of being the third state I've crapped my pants in.

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• (832): View more from Houston, Texas

  I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.

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• (203): View more from Connecticut

  I feel like I should send her I'm sorry I've been fucking your boyfriend flowers.

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