can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
she added me on facebook and her celebrity doppelganger is rosie odonnel. FUCK
drunk pissing on my closed toilet lid is actually quite a sobering experience
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Absence makes the cock grow harder.
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
I don't know what kind of soup they made, but it smells like condoms.
Wake up. We're going shopping for booze and samurai swords.
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Who wouldn't want a man who can knock a guy out but also loves the bachelor.
It's the best of both worlds
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
When they send me to rehab, I'm screaming your name down the halls.
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
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