I don't think cute and don't forget to get tested belong in the same text
There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
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Blow job bear ended up in my bed last night. She didn't live up to her costume.
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
Was I at least a good cuddler? Like at least honorable mention?
I'm not gonna lie, my internet creeping skills scare me. I'm like Liam Neeson in Taken
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I'm terrified that I'm going to have a baby with a guy who posts snapchat stories while ignoring my texts
I'm eating cheesecake with my hands completely naked while falling asleep
She came home, put on the news, left a 20 minute drunk message on her friends machine, then proceeded to play back the entire message laughing hysterically and then just passed out
You were in the back of the cop car and told the cop to ask me if I got laid. Youre a dedicated wingman.
For the record, if you sneeze while you have a dildo in your vagina and you dont have a good grip on it, that thing can get some distance.
I need to get laid. Right now that freshman frat pledge & my Econ professor are the leading candidates
That’s quite a spread
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