don't go home with that guy from jersey
i know, not worth the blood test
she told me she had a boyfriend but the alcohol told me she didn't
drunk at some random house party. come get me. i thought i pulled my dick out to go piss... it was my left nut. im soaked.
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
He was pretty out of it. He heard crickets outside, and thought it was the laptop. So he put his ear to it, rubbed the keyboard, and said "tell me your secrets."
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
Look. If you get me out of this speeding ticket you can bang my sister. Or my mom. But not both.
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
Don't be embarrassed its me, I've licked your taint.
So like, boobs.
are you really going to start every conversation like that?
May the power of my ass compel you!!
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
My adderall dealer raised his prices due to "impending inflation" ... never buying from a college grad again
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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