I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
you were so high you were expressing yourself in action figures
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
I learned his name tonight. This now makes him a real person. Obviously, I no longer want to sleep with him.
Burger king has cupcake flavored milkshakes. God dammit America.
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
Just set up my first threesome: a rapper and a Marine. Pretty sure at least 80% of girls in America hate me right now.
He went snooping and now he's all intimidated by my super amazing box of sexy time toys.
Please stop calling it that.
Woah don't start going all boyfriend on me now, you're here for one thing and one thing only and that's sex, hot shameless sex.
Best news I’ve heard all day. Cookies and dick. What more could a girl ask for?
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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