D3 body, D1 cock
you kept screaming that dicks were growing out of your back and then you started crying cause they were so far from your vag
could you get any more awkward?
woke up with ski boots on and a kayak in my room... birthday successful? i'd say so
I just remember telling jokes while vomitting
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remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
On the couch having a debate with the dog over whether eating anothr sweet roll will make the hangover better or worse
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
He held me the entire night. Not endearing kind of way. Like kidnapping or held hostage kind of way.
When you start quoting save the last dance you need to stop drinking
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Eating this pizza pocket is like eating out god
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
Defrosting my uncrustable with my laptop...Hungover dinner
I am going to tweet NASA until they put me into space
Those rocketship riding assholes need the common man
Maverick's sitting in jail wearing a turkey costume and I am soooo jealous.
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