you were so drunk you slurred your pauses
I wish I loved anything like you love Tequila.
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....
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I distinctly recall there being a "I can't be dead 2maro" stipulation to going out last night. There's been a breech of contract
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
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I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
I'm worried my dog collar isn't going to come in time. I might be trying on dog collars at PetSmart next week. That could get awkward.
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
Just woke up and read the text that drunk me sent you, i take it all back, and you can't have my power puff girl pillow either.
He's a college graduate, has an excellent job, and respects his family. To say nothing of his 8.5 inch cock. His narcolepsy not withstanding...I'm marrying this motherfucker.
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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