I wish i was in the wii world.
No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
He has a clip art-style heart tattooed on his hip. I hated him way before I saw his tiny dick.
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
Are we sharing a room, or can I pack my vibrator?
Yes to both. We'll use the workout rotation from dorm life.
I told you, we're just gonna get ripped and light sparklers
when seducing a hipster, do you think taking a nude pic on a lomo-camera app would increase my chances? grainy off-colored boobs and telling him how much i like reading salinger?
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
You know your night is done when the police confiscate your bra at high school basketball game
I'm the catering manager, it's not my job to stop 2 teenagers from fucking in the bathroom. I couldn't bring myself to stop that sort of young romance anyway, that's what I pay you people for
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
Complete and utter failure. 100% unsalvageable. I have not failed so hard at a culinary endeavor in YEARS. MY HONOR IS IMPUGNED I HAVE SHAMED MY HOUSE
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