Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. I drunk emailed a professor on friday. Oh my god. Oh my god.
it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
She's an ex-convict. She actually got stabbed in the face with a pen while in prison. No big deal.
thanks for paying me in special brownies...but brownies dont pay the rent...anymore.
On a totally unrelated note, captain four hour sexcapades lost it in his boxers this morning and tried to pretend it didnt happen. Lmao
Wake up we need to beat the walk of shame rush hour
He's laying next to me passed out dressed as a hooters girl
I bet he's a super pretty hooters girl
Too bad pet owners lack respect for my training in ancient Buddhist and holistic rehab therapies.
I'm not sure the Buddhist consider pot brownies holistic rehab therapy
maybe facebook could make a notification like "someone tagged a photo of that guy you used to bang and still think is really hot with his shirt off"
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
how does that bad decision feel?
The bartender remember my drink from last sat. I think we just became drocals...drunk. locals.
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