oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
I look better un-naked...
i need to break up with him. i realized this while i was making a mental grocery list while we were having sex. this is not the first time i've done that.
I threw a jar of pickles out the window at a police car, why was that not a good enough reason to put me to bed?
yea i thought the egg drop soup tasted weirdly like cum, and then i suddenly remembered what happened last night.
i'm never eating chinese again.
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
He said he had a problem he needed to take care of before we got omelets and then showed me his erection.
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
Find me a cup with a lid so I can illegally drink in your car. I'll be there in bout 10 minutes.
Dude. There are selfies on my phone of me, wide-eyed, sucking my pillow. We did NOT split that bag 50/50.
Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
OH MY GOD MY UBER DRIVER IS PEEING BEHIND A DUMPSTER
Still got in the car though
I guess I'm famous. Hot lesbian was WARNED about me. Still hooked up with her.
I'll pay you to teach me.
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