All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
she spent the whole night flailing her arms because "primates are the only species who can move their arms like that and we shouldn't waste it"
he just told me i make him happier than drugs. that's some serious shit right there
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
I'm drinking vodka out of a coffee pot. and i'm not even mad about it
It's like that depressing moment when you drop your cocaine in the snow.
I walked in on you eating olive oil off of a plate. you gave me this look and I just started crying. we were that drunk.
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
We hit a golf ball off Brady's ass. His dignity flew away into the night.
Of the 4 nights I've gone downtown this week, I've been "piss in the parking lot" drunk 5 times
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
Jungle juice breakfast? No? Ok.
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
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