we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
People were autographing me. I'm like the spring break yearbook
My room should be renamed "Land of the Misfit Condoms."
He caught a squirrel with his bare hands twice. Where do you find these people?
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
I feel like I was eaten by a coyote, then shit over a cliff...
If, when you wake up, you're wondering why you're in the bathtub, it's because when I tried to move you, you yelled that that was cheating and tried to kick me in the face.
Fair enough.
I think you'll be amused to know that I achieved the impossible feat of tripping over my own dick
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
Dude you were so wasted you thought a fake electric candle was real and tried to light your cig with it. Multiple times.
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
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