Just got a script for 120 vicodin with 6 refills. I feel like michael jackson.
I could make treat bags
Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
i was mowing the lawn and found the coffee pot in the bushes
These People Are The Epitome of Lazy
He skyped me to learn how to roll a joint and for us to masturbate together. And you said a long distance relationship wouldn't work.
Wait wait wait. I remember riding in her car to the next bar. On your lap. With my head on the dashboard. That probably should have been my cut off point.
It took years to rebuild my brains forcefield against your charm and I feel like u seal team 6'd ur way in again and caught my common sense sleeping on post
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
You are so predictable. I am willing to bet 20$ that instead of going out you are sitting on your couch, stoned, watching Seinfield re-runs and eating cheezits.
1. they're goldfish. 2 fuck you
Disturbing Scenes People Witnessed As Children
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
i just had diarrhea that people from the 1930's would have died from
I don't know if the fact that I carry lube in my purse means I'm living life right or I'm doing it wrong..
You're doing screenings before you set me up again- no child sized dicks allowed.
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.