hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
You didn't see us wave? How could you not? We were all going like 10mph screaming at you. We were stoned and didnt wanna run over pedestrians
Nobody has seen her in 3 days. Should we call the cops or hope this is just another drunk Carmen San Diego game she's playing?
I drink more single than I do in relationships. Except with assface.
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The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
She's riding a bike down the street and drinking brown liquor. A pt cruiser is honking at her and she's like I HEAR YOU!!
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
Only you could successfully troll for dick at a Hillel bake sale.
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As soon as we had sex he stopped opening doors for me. That wasn't an exchange. Im still a god damn princess
Don't do shots out of Tostitos scoops.
I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
I lose my morals, my dignity, and my selfie stick :(
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
If more people understood that brunch is at 3pm the world would be a better place because you don't have to wake up early. Breakfast food is important