Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
Just made hot dog dorito pasta. It happened.
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
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And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
he broke into my appartment and left me a waffle maker...
Fell down a spiral staircase. Et tu vodka. Et tu.
They high fived over us while we gave them synchronized blowjobs. In the same bed. Under the same blanket.
Do you remember trying to use a pencil, pen, and sunglasses as your second form of ID at the bar when they wouldn't let you in last night?
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But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
I was like can I please fuck your hips back into realignment
You asked the bartender if she was trying to get you drunk. She cut you off after that.
Is it rude to say "I hate you because you live inside Hillary Clinton's asshole"?
still drunk.please come get me.he kicked me out because i couldn't stop laughing about passing out in the middle of taking his virginity.
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