I would dunk an oreo in her breast milk
As of this morning, vodka still has the other side of my BFF necklace. She treats me right.
So guy #2, the dancer, is programmed into my phone under the name H.uy. His number- 11 digits. I should have stopped drinking.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
good thing vaginas are great cup holders
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
We have zombies coming, and all you can think about is cock.
I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
No, just kidding. But your faith in me to throw a lesbian bridal shower makes me think I an pull it off. To the LGBT bar!
Phil and I agree that the level of sand in your vagina rivals that of many of the earth's largest deserts
You pretended to be Borat in that weird slingshot bathing suit and then proceeded to send another dick pic/nude selfie and said you weren't naked because you were wearing a hat.
I woke up in nothing but my socks and my hat a cigarette in my mouth and a beer in my hand..........GREAT NEW YEARS
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