you ever get that eerie feeling when you walk in a room, when you know youve barfed here before.
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
James and whatshisface bought me drunks. I am drinks.
you realize that if you hadn't mouthed "we're getting laid tonight", i wouldn't have woken up with your ex this morning. just sayin
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
I literally just wiped coffee off of the corner of my mouth with my boob because my hands were full. Thought youd be proud. Good morning!
You know it's a good Halloween party when a guy wearing a light-up sombrero offers you blow.
Everyone is speaking Spanish and this 300 hundred pound chick is talking about the time she got out of prison... Fuck this place
But I swear to god if I'm awkwardly there while you try to have sex with someone again I'm getting high with your dad
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
we should most definitely have a fire extinguisher in the apartment. like... for sure
No fucking Jell-O shots or meth. Those are the rules
Unexpected pro of the hostel though: literally down the street from Coors Field. I could literally fart on the building in five minutes.
So naked ping pong was a mistake... Looks like we were attacked by an octopus.
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