I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
Her parents came home early, i had to hug her mom with a condom on...
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
I'm about to take my first shit since thursday. I'm scared. pray for me. If I don't make it, tell my family I love them.
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
all nice guys are gay and all hot ones are assholes
You're fat. Stop making excuses
It's not like I'm never gonna put out again. I'm a sure thing. I promise.
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
You kept yelling "wood grain wheel" and grinding on fat chicks.
The hell is wrong with me
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
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