A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
Friends don't let friends fuck ugly girls. WALK AWAY FROM HER!
I'm totally gay for Miss Californiaaaaaa
oh sweet, sweet irony
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
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A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
I'm at a free clinic. Feel like I should cough or sneeze so it's not blatantly obvious I'm getting checked for STI's.
I know I said I was done dating 22 year olds but it's not my fault all the guys my age gave up on life and got fat
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
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And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
You got in the cab and told the cab driver "we only have seven bucks so you better drive fucking fast".
You know I'm having a rough day when I'm curled up in the corner eating Spaghettios.
I've got a surprise in the fridge when you get back.
Is it a puppy?
That was my first party and they were so suprised that this little freshman girl was a FUCKING BEER PONG QUEEN.
I woke up in a warehouse with the words “Property of Adam” written on my chest in frosting.
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