The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
No one will ever love me with the amount of puke on my hand
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
Has my life seriously led me to day drinking on a Monday the third week of the semester?
It's after 5, it's not day drinking.
OH MY GOD IT'S LIKE SHOOTING FISH IN A BARREL, EXCEPT INSTEAD OF FISH THEY ARE FIGHTER PILOTS
I think anything that happens between 12 and 2 am is just sketchy enough to be a good idea.
Literally just had a girl put her street name into my phone. Yeah.
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
Russell is lonely. He needs a companion.
You're lucky you have a monster cock or most people may just laugh at your penis' nickname.
You tried to eat your way through the wall. Like you literally tried to eat drywall and insulation.
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
i love discovering the tokens of our drunkenness from the night before. it's like easter egg hunting. today: smashed pizza rolls in the sink.
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