look no pants
I'm so hungover And my mouth is so dry it feels like my tongue is wearing a sweater
nutella sex= disaster
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
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we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
I'll pull you in a wagon. You'll have a sash and a crown on and we'll sing "All the Single Ladies"
I'm just gonna plan on never getting a bf. everything I touch turns to gay
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
You rolled around in the grass BEFORE we went in and said it was because "ladies love that eau de earth"
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I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
The impromptu 'dance party' was just three white dudes flailing arrhythmically in the kitchen in absolute silence. Stone cold sober.
He made me chicken tenders and margaritas in preparation for me to take a pregnancy test at his place later tonight. Like...seriously.
who knew rolling through the dorm on a scooter in footie pajamas would attract so many guys. he said i'm his soulmate.
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.