it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
Just remembered to take my BC at the liquor store. Just swallowed it with a free sample of Whiskey.
The tornado sirens were going off and everyone just ran to the liquor store. .
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he said i give him, and i quote, "emotional blue balls"
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
We got the idea to smoke under his bed because, and I quote, "it'd be just like going camping"
i swear, as soon as they invent a cure for herpes, he's mine.
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That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
They left me stranded on the side of the road with a table and five gallons of water. They said it was all I really needed to survive. People are staring
We sent off fireworks off in the taco bell drive through. They're taking it way too seriously.
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
So I'm texting her. How do I steer the conversation toward "I honestly would be fine never seeing you again"?
Like why am I even still facebook friends with a guy I let finger me at a concert?
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