Most awkward sex ever...
And im texting you in the middle.
i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
I was giving him a handjob and he commented that he loved my nailpolish....I'm destined to die a fag hag
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
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I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
his apartment was in a funeral home, walk of shamed through a visiation in the skankiest outfit i own
no, i remember trying to staple my nipples together. I just can't figure out where the hell stapler came from.
The sorority chicks were the Persian army, and we were their 300 Spartans. Can barely stand up now...such a good ratio
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Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
The worst that could happen is you end up with a black eye and I get laid.. I'm okay with my end of that bargain.
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
I told him I was ready for another round and he said, "after this part." What guy chooses James Bond over pussy?!
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