all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
i didn't know you could wash puke off of bras with a dishwasher.
I wanna get so fucked up that I try to catch a coyote in a pillowcase, breakdance fight a lion, and send back some toast at Denny's when I see its slightly burnt.
This is the first month I have not taken plan B to get my period in over a year
And somehow that makes me sad knowing I haven't had raunchy unprotected sex in a month
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he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
we were watching porn and trying to copy the position they were doing now i think my hip is dislocated
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
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I swear the pregnant cashier was jealous when I bought my plan B
I spent most of the night convinced it was my birthday. But I was probably wrong, it can't be January, can it? I'm 90% sure its not. But maybe. The days have got shorter. Is this what unemployment feels like to everyone?
I was like a migrating bird last night. Navigating on pure instinct. Don't remember how... but I made it home.
this is gentle reminder #1 not to forget to bring the vibrator when you come
Eaten today: granola bar, pumpkin donut, and fritos. Oh, college nutrition.
At one point she put on my dads pants and yelled after him EMILIOOOO! Dude, my dads name is Mark.
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