HIV tests are more positive than that guy
Apparently he doesn't remember leaving the bar
If I spent $100 at the bar and didn't get laid I wouldn't want to remember anything either
you kept trying to convince me i had aids because my head hurt
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
tip of the day : never have sex with a full bladder. it WILL lead to complications and a very unhappy partner.
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
They wont sell alcohol here on election day! HOW THE FUCK DO THEY EXPECT ME TO ENJOY THE ELECTION SOBER?
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
How about we just have a naked taco night instead?
I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
I just did the math technically I'll be drunk until 2:30-3:00pm
He lit a shoe on fire and tried putting it out by peeing on it
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
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