You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
He started telling people I was Stephen Hawking's son. When that didnt fly he switched to Tony Romo's cousin
I think I need to stop sleeping with him. Sex with him is just a reminder of the mediocrity of the rest of my life.
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I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
He sent me $300 worth of sex toys. My clitoris went into hiding after two days.
He walked door to door asking if anyone needed to get laid. Surprisingly, that ended his drought
I literally just force feed a guy flintstone vitamins after sex
I just got fingered in the Win-Co parking lot for pills. How's your meltdown going?
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You drunkenly promised dick pics on your way out the door and then never delivered. I don't know how I'll ever be able to trust you again.
you got drunk, told him he looked like shaggy and said 'I wouldn't show you my mystery machine for all the scooby snacks in the world'
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
My relationship: I'm wearing batman panties and a tiara right now trying to get laid and he's doing dishes.
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
this is the 3rd time this week I've gone to the liquor store to stock up for the next 2 weeks
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