so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
I'm so hungover that the internet is hard.
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
Why hello there Olivia! How are you today on this fine and most wonderful morning full of magic and adventure and awesomeness?
Someone just got laid.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
I have to tell him to stop eating me out so I'm not late for work; my life could be a lot worse.
I've faked every orgasm I've ever had, I think I can fake being sick for 8 hours.
Your boyfriend being in jail is really helping my social life! #GotASingleDrinkingBuddyAgain
So I remember having an orgasm, but I didn't wake up next to anyone. Your dog is afraid of me. Is this a sick joke?
You can help me! We'll make an occasion of it. Have some rum, make some smores, condemn the email system to the pits of hell...
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