This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
its taking every last moral i have not to steal this bike
you still have morals?
Well actually itd just be too hard to ride the bike with this large rake i just stole
the ceiling is raining jello shotss
great! i almost saw a gas station fight, and i believe i became the first person to successfully pee and puke in a bathtub simultaneously
It was dark, she woke me up, gave me a blowjob and then whispered in my ear: do you know who I am?
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
Trying to figure out what I just puked. Demon weed is salad. No more drunk buffets.
No I don't want to see you. You're the reason that I'm going to need a new liver by the time I'm 30.
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
Just paid for my STD meds using a giftcard I got for Christmas. Thanks mom.
I may be a complete scumbag but even im not willing to spend a grand and sit on a plane for 24 hours just for shrooms and a blowjob
You're supposed to discourage my sluttiness not bring me hot Colombian men
you know you're doing something right when your drug dealer insists on hugging you before you leave.
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