don't go home with that guy from jersey
i know, not worth the blood test
hey as creepy as this sounds i still have your eyelashes on my desk
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
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My roommate is trying to suck beer out of the rug.
When I realised he had a girlfriend I just started telling them about my ex and how I write poetry about him. Which I then read to them. They just gave me pity looks and left me to finish my spliff alone.
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
you took a picture of the hospital bathroom and sent it to me
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
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Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
He wanted me to choke him with my feet. So now I feel obligated to start writing my memoir
That portion can talk about stepping out of your comfort zone and how it can potentially kill people
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
This place is a maelstrom of dicks.
I mean as in stuck up bastards, not actual, desirable male genitalia. My point is, come pick me up fast, please!
Im covered in coffee vomit and urine and none of which are mine
The lady at the liquor store in my hometown just gave ran around the corner and gave me a hug when I came back from being gone for a couple months. My life is complete.
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