I want to have your abortion
i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
I don't call you at 3 in the morning to start a fucking relationship.
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Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
Please come quick there are people in suits here judging me
Having weed delivered to your door is like having your own personal Santa Claus
I haven't included my nuts in a shave since the Shaq/kobe Lakers era. I gave my self the ol full court press in order to change the tempo.
Bought a gym bag tonight. Used it to bring my Taco Bell in the house.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
It began the way the best stories do—with some naïve jackasses in a place they had no business being at.
She's currently singing "I'm gonna keep on lovin you" to her pillow. How do you think tonight went?
As long as there is beach, drink, dick, in that order. I’m in.
This lady is talking to me and all I can think about is getting face fucked and doing cocaine. Not neccesarily together and not neccesarily in that order
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