Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
His mom just asked me if I was "fooling around with her baby again" and then when I walked downstairs his dad YELLED "Look who's taking the walk of shame!"
You really need to stop fucking dudes who still live with their parents.
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
Side note: I think I fell asleep holding a cereal box
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
Rule #127: If your going to try fuck a married guy, you gotta be hotter then his wife; diet starts today.
how exactly do you say, "i only agreed to meet you for breakfast because i thought we could go to your place and fuck afterwards."
He got me a cake that said " Congratulations on the dick "
Everyone called me "Barf Vader".. And I lost your lightsaber.
That awkward moment when you hear your boss yelling during sex while you're on her couch eating Easy Mac.
Almost ran out to the street bowl in hand when I hear the ice cream truck pull up outside.
Everything about that text makes me proud to be your sister.
How did delivering mac n cheese to my drug dealer become a two hour outing?
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
It actually wasn't the first time that a guy I just met ate me out in the back seat of his car in a starbucks parking lot in the middle of the day.
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