She said I was really immature but whatever...oh by the way we just bought a toilet and turned it into a beer bong so come over
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
I would also like to inform you that I can no longer lay on my back because my tailbone is bruised from the nightstand. Good job.
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
I had to smuggle a street sign attached to a 14ft long pole out of my house this morning. The list of reasons for me not to drink just keeps getting longer.
Dude what the fuck...
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
he said he'd buy me TWO burritos if I took my shirt off
i wasnt laughing because you were puking, i was laughing because three yards away there was a couple seriously getting it on
continuing my moment killer tradition in the best possible way
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
She wants to go furniture shopping for memorial day so we've gotta go portable
thermos full of jaeger bombs?
Affirmative
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
I think my dove chocolate wrapper just told me to masturbate.
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
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