About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
ummm i just drove by ur house and ur passed out on the porch. please call me when u get this
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
Um, you were throwing up the shocker symbol in front of all of the wedding guests during the best man's speech. No wonder the groom thinks we're bad
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
I also told the pizza delivery guy that he smelled good. I must be ovulating.
I'm pretty sure I just orgasmned my way out of paying for that weed
guess who got crunk and thought it would be a good idea to give herself a pixie cut?
THOUGHT
Took my plan b at Costco today, sample Sunday for the win.
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
I'm good. But Nutella doesn't taste as good as it used to.
you said, "the pool was totally tequila. and i left my shoe halfway across town. and by shoe i mean car" it appeared to me that you didn't have your shoes or car.
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
Randomize
