Sarah Palin just quit. Happy Independence day!
God Bless America!
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
I met her at the liquor store. I hope I'm wearing a condom
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
afterward, he apologized, hugged me, and then gave me a granola bar and said “this is my apology gift.”
I have a gash on my leg an a lobster leg in my purse.
Let's just do a victory lap through all of our exes.
When you get to his house tomorrow, follow your instincts. Find the cat first.
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
He made me brush his hair afterwards because it made him feel like a ken Barbie.
God I hope the sex was good.
The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
Don't call police on the strange man passed out in his car in the driveway. I'll be home around noon to collect him.
You literally asked him, “Do you come here often? Do you want to visit my vagina?” With no hesitation
DONT YOU DARE YELL AT ME. YOU'RE THE ONE WHO TRIED TO PAY FOR THE CAB WITH YOUR PANERA REWARDS CARD.
Randomize
