im drinking this country out of the recession.
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
And whoever invented the condom should be put to death.
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
That's like lying to my vagina. I can't betray it like that.
She took a picture of me when she thought I was sleeping. I don't know whether to be amused or scared.
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
I got to explain to the guys at work today how i had no choice but to go to a gay bar because I was handcuffed to a lesbian.
Day drinking straight vodka out of a Mountain Dew can being towed behind a kayak on a raft. And no, there is no time difference, it really is 10 am.
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
I mean, you got a giant dick. I've seen lawn gnomes that are smaller.
If muffins & morning blowjobs don't make him happy, frankly, I don't think anything will.
We decided it was a good idea to go streaking through the campus. Everything was fine until the sprinklers turned on and we realized the keys were in his pocket.
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