My itunes is telling me i listened to toxic by b spears 108 times last night
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
Please don't be alarmed by the blood on my arms and phone in the morning. It's not mine.
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
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YOU STOLE THE WEDDING CAKE?!?!
Only one tier
Tastes like cardboard anyway
I don't mean to insult you, but did you leave your training bra in my bedroom last night?
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
Me and two guys that I made Eskimo bros all soberly slept together in my bed
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
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I feel like it is our duty to make homophobic people more afraid of us. They're never going to change, but maybe we can get to a "wrath of god" kind of worship-him-or-he'll-destroy-you-with-his-care-bear-stare type thing.
We both know we're cheating on one another. But our side pieces aren't as kinky as us...so yeah, we're still together. This is a fucked up relationship.
ED guy's penis finally worked last night. It was a Festivus miracle!
I'm pretty sure I regained my virginity last night
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
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