Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
I'm not really sure what went on in my mouth last night but right now it tastes like what I can only imagine is a mixture of astroglide and peanut butter. You hungry?
So I got hit in the face with a frying pan. So def wont be at work for first break if I'm there at all
It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike
These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
I'm getting a car wash man. I am go get a car wash high.
he asked me if i wanted to hook up & my answer was 'why not'. he came in thirty seconds and the condom broke. it's the love story of the century
He played me Kanye.. Speaking my love language.. He got a well deserved BJ
I don't know what's wrong with me. The guy from bar rescue is making me horny
fyi my negative pregnancy test is taped to the fridge...i'll take it over an A+ any day. be proud.
i think i just naturally attract stoners
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