Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(269): View more from Michigan

Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail

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(250): View more from British Columbia

I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman

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(540): View more from Virginia

is it bad that i shorted Freddie Mac immediatly after I heard about the CFO?

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(724): View more from Pennsylvania

I will fuck a handful of worms if you hold them

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(623): View more from Arizona

If you did the rosary as much as you masturbated, you would be the pope

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(480): View more from Arizona

I'm too high to be shopping. I just contemplated deoderant for fifteen minutes. Now testing pillows

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(360): View more from Washington

I hope your perfect outfit is a slutty power rangers outfit. That's been my dream wedding since I was a kid.

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(530): View more from California

I re-seduced my fuck buddy...must be the luck of the Irish!

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(201): View more from New Jersey

Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude

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