normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
I booked us a cruise for November. Lose 20 pounds and don't cheat on me before then.
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
i just remembered i chipped my tooth last night when i pulled up your pants zipper with my teeth
Someone please drive out to my house to bring me a beer.. There are some in the fridge but I just can't get up
Want to get high and go thrifting? I'm trying to succeed making my dorm look like a deranged Applebees.
It's always awkward in the office the day after your boss sends you a dick pic.
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
Have you picked out a bathroom stall in which to fuck? Since you've got all this free time before her plane lands...
Novelty of the week: Getting my lipstick back in an evidence bag
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
Nothing wrong with a little cat scratch fever. You have toys?
A few, plus a dildo molded from a porn star that I've always been too intimidated of to actually use, but it's the apocalypse, and momma didn't raise no quitter.
Speaking of dumpster fires, your ex tried to add me on Facebook
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