He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
dude u gotta turn down the techno when u bang that chick its creepy
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
While we were having sex he told me "this is what you get for not parking my car right" I have never drove his car. He was that kind of weird.
Tell him next time im gonna be "disgrace to the family" drunk
He started to lose his balance halfway through his "commencement speech" at the top of the staircase. The rest is bloody, profanity-laiden history.
your ex girlfriend just barged in my house, drunk, mumbled something about "car strip", and put a huge hole in my drywall with her head.
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
Tried to dodge fire in poncho. Fell through fence. Blood everywhere.
I rang in the new year by giving a lap dance to a Lutheran minister in a roomful of people including his wife. Jesus would be proud.
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
I just did shots of fireball with my dad in a car wash. How's your pregaming going?
My mom just told me I look like darth vader. how's your night?
Life should not be this hard with a dick this big.
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
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