Guess who has two thumbs, loves booze, and just dug half a handle of rumb out of a trash can in a freshmen dorm? This classy gentleman. Good day to you sir!
What are you drinking?
Shitty Coors light. OM NOM NOM TASTES LIKE HIGH SCHOOL
you told me to make out with him to promote the social success of the sorority
I am not one to point fingers but since it says your name "wuz here" next to the dick drawn on my stomach I am holding you personally responsible.
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On the airplane today the pilot actually said "Ladies and gentlemen I'm sorry for the delay. But I know all of you have problems, and so do we..."
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
Just got a Snapchat of his dick with the caption 'We miss you.'
That's true love, there.
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Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
My sister just showed me a snap chat that I don't remember sending, it was a picture of me with two big macs in my bra with just the words "BURGER TITS"
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
I knew how high you were when you put a french fry in your mouth and said 'fuck, this tastes like meat but feels blue.'
My plan to hit on all your friends went to shit after the 3rd dirty martini.
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