That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
well you can't waste a boner
im holly from the hills drunk
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
next time im at a party and go to fist bump the dude who took my virginity two years ago PLEASE STOP ME
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
It was a great idea to buy that cocaine while dressed as an elf. It snowed all night for me.
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
He ate me out while watching Fifty Shades of Grey---needless to say I'm locking this down
I'm like bob the builder except I'm fixing boners.
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
I feel really sorry for my toilet right now
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