Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
it's 10:36pm. Do you know where your penis should be?
Stop treating my vagina like a slapchop.
Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
I need to find out this kids work schedule. I need mustache rides on my lunchbreaks.
My chiropractor just high fived me for getting drunk enough to throw my back out this weekend.. Life. Complete.
You should have heard my farts after he left. I swear one of them was a demonic voice saying, "It's coming for you, Nicole. It's coming,".
yeah, I'm getting gagged by the cock of fate
Woke up in bushes at UT didn't know I was Austin last night
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
I think I recall josh coming in to the room to tuck us in and give us a few condoms and I threw them back all furious and told him 'we don't use those.' Oh god
My orgasm happened in two different decades
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