I am so gay it hurts my loins. Going to see She's Just Not That Into You... again. Ohhh my goodness.
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
Ummmm you know you're drinking vodka out of a Skittles bag, right?
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
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I sat on my couch last night watching What Women Want, eating ice cream, and sobbing "why doesn't she like me?" Why was I born a man?
Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
sweating bourbon at client mtg -- you?
How high were you when you left that message, cause you made honest-to-God, credible seal noises.
he told me that he only likes small dogs. I should have known he was going to end up being little bitch.
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we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
She's chasing the cat around the house hitting it with a cardboard sword yelling "there can be only one!"
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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